You may have heard a lot of anti-Microsoft jokes before since you can read them everywhere. However, it's pretty rare to find anti-UNIX/Linux jokes. So I would like to share with you some pretty old but still funny anti-UNIX one-liners. Enjoy!

We hope you've enjoyed the “The 12 Bugs of Software” we've posted last week. As promised, we will keep the tech jokes coming because it's the season to be jolly (falalalala lalalala).Our next set of jokes will surely tickle some of our geeky readers’ funny bones.

A mixed bag of jokes today. Both hilarious... unless you don't like them ;)

More Farm-Fresh Linux and Unix Jokes. Laugh Before It's Too Late!

Some more Unix humor to round out the weekend. A few song parodies, some clever paragraph reworking and command line jokes.

Finally, an answer you can give your kids when they get up the nerve to ask :)

This week's Sunday website has funnier stuff on it, but we liked these jokes better ;)

For the last 40 years, Unix operating systems have helped to power mission-critical IT operations around the globe. Now, as Unix enters middle age, its backers are busily developing the new specifications that they hope will carry the OS forward into the next age of computing

Mostly Linux and Unix humor with some unavoidable MS-bashing :)